==>CONTINUE TO VILE CORP

Vile Corp. The place where it all begins. Their administrator is one of the city’s most powerful players in this high-stakes game of Guess Who, the mystery-face game… where people die.
Thankfully for you, you have contacts. You know Vile Corp’s administrator well. She’s one of the most dangerous women you know, and you have a little black book so full of dangerous women it should be a stick of dynamite in a negligee.
Her secretary is only vaguely less dangerous.
Thankfully for you, you have contacts. You know Vile Corp’s administrator well. She’s one of the most dangerous women you know, and you have a little black book so full of dangerous women it should be a stick of dynamite in a negligee.
Her secretary is only vaguely less dangerous.

—SHOW LOG—
Terezi! T)(is is unexperc)(ted!
P31X3S TH4T W4S NOT ON3 OF YOUR B3TT3R PUNS
I )(ad to t)(ink of it on t)(e flyfis)(. 38(
TH4T W4S ONLY M4RG1N4LLY B3TT3R >:]
SO 1 H4V3 W4ND3R3D 1NTO TH1S WR3TCH3D P4L4C3 OF S1N TO S33 YOUR D4RK M1STR3SS
Ps)()()(. My dark mistress needs an APPOINTM-ENT, you know.
1 TH1NK SH3 W1LL S33 M3 APPO1NTM3NT OR NO 4PPO1NTM3NT
Glub! Ms. Snowman is out to lunc)(, Terezi.
HORS3SH1T! SH3 H4S N3V3R L3FT H3R D3SK FOR LUNCH, L3T 4LON3 TH3 BU1LD1NG!
1 D3M4ND 3NTRY >:[
You know I could just let you float around reel easy, drifting out in t)(e current and never let you spot land, RIG)(T? T)(at you could be beac)(ed here forever and ever if I felt pacifically in t)(e mood?
4LL YOU D3S1R3 FROM M3 1S 4 Y3S, PR1NC3SS CR4NB3RRY S4UC3
)(ee )(ee. 38D
You get complaicent if I just let you t)(rash all over me! Don’t begrudge me )(aving some fun, okay? If I don’t provide you a little opposition t)(en you are in danger of glubbing rusting s)(ut.
TH1S 1S NOT OPPOS1T1ON! TH1S 1S B4S1C4LLY JUST YOU TR34D1NG OV3R M3 1N YOUR FR1VOLOUS SP1K3D H33LS FOR TH3 SH3LL OF 1T!
You used a fis)( pun, so I will allow you to proceed wit)(out )(arm.
But if you want me to fit you into my spiked )(eel sc)(edule I can try for Tuesday?
TH1S OFF3R 1S 3XC3SS1V3LY T3MPT1NG BUT 1 W1LL H4V3 TO D3CL1N3
It’s okay, I was just fucking wit)( you. 38)
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lol, Fef.
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Feferi is the best forever 38D
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Don’t mind me, I”ll just be over here quietly shipping Feferi♠Terezi, carry on.
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literally flawless...all realize that
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